(the winston way)

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

BAHAHAHAHA xD

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Thou Shall Not Listen To Cracketh Heads

Noticeable Things On Thanksgiving

Damn Thanksgiving came around pretty quick. I mean with me and my fam we're either gonna eat at a friend's house or just eat here. However with me and my fam we'd actually get a smaller sized turkey than usual because we're not much of turkey people. We eat ham more than turkey. For turkey there's something about it that makes it so dry. I could be wrong so that's why I saw this forwarded text message for Noticeable Things On Thanksgiving. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED!:

1. Talk about a huge breast
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist
3. It's cool whip time
4. If I undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. That's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat
7. Are you ready for seconds

Yeah there's more but it would make me sound perverted. So Happy Thanksgiving ya fat asses!

Monday, November 15, 2010

Messages From You

This actually happened to me. Boomed onto me like dynamite, and it was loud. I don't like things loud lol. But go and read:

"I forgot about you last night
for the first time in a long time I did
I was caught up in these drinks they keep on making
an amazin conversation with this girl named Lorraine
who says shes from L.A.
who keeps makin me laugh and even asks if she can pay
ooohhhh
She could be good for me (yeaaah)
This what you text me
Tell me that you miss me
I forget about Lorraine
and in fact shes right here with me
and shes starin at my face
something had to change
thought that all these feelings went away (yeahh)

I hate gettin messages from you (from you)
Its like you know the perfect shit to say
f-cks up my whole day
thought that all these feelings went away

I hate gettin messages from you (from you)
especially when you say you should’ve stayed
f-cks up my whole day
I thought that all these feelings went away

I hate the shit you do (6x)
but I still text you back
I miss you too"