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Noticeable Things On Thanksgiving

Damn Thanksgiving came around pretty quick. I mean with me and my fam we're either gonna eat at a friend's house or just eat here. However with me and my fam we'd actually get a smaller sized turkey than usual because we're not much of turkey people. We eat ham more than turkey. For turkey there's something about it that makes it so dry. I could be wrong so that's why I saw this forwarded text message for Noticeable Things On Thanksgiving. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED!:

1. Talk about a huge breast
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist
3. It's cool whip time
4. If I undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. That's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat
7. Are you ready for seconds

Yeah there's more but it would make me sound perverted. So Happy Thanksgiving ya fat asses!

Messages From You

This actually happened to me. Boomed onto me like dynamite, and it was loud. I don't like things loud lol. But go and read:

"I forgot about you last night
for the first time in a long time I did
I was caught up in these drinks they keep on making
an amazin conversation with this girl named Lorraine
who says shes from L.A.
who keeps makin me laugh and even asks if she can pay
ooohhhh
She could be good for me (yeaaah)
This what you text me
Tell me that you miss me
I forget about Lorraine
and in fact shes right here with me
and shes starin at my face
something had to change
thought that all these feelings went away (yeahh)

I hate gettin messages from you (from you)
Its like you know the perfect shit to say
f-cks up my whole day
thought that all these feelings went away

I hate gettin messages from you (from you)
especially when you say you should’ve stayed
f-cks up my whole day
I thought that all these feelings went away

I hate the shit you do (6x)
but I still text you back
I miss you too"

George Bush's Response To Kanye West

"I'm not a hater. I don't hate Kanye West".

Baraka Flocka Flame - Head Of State

Ok Guys, It Was Just a Clip!

2010 Will Be Known As The Year Of The Nose Pickers

I Dont care I'll admit that I pick my nose once in a while. Reason why it could be the certain booger can be aggravating or it just randomly happens I catch myself doing it and stop lol. But I see it all the time with others, mainly in their car. They obviously think "hey I'm in a car and probably the roof of the car can cover the windows like eyes with eyelids". Um that's not the case, be civilized and try to get that finger out of the nostril why don'tcha (Bobby's mom from Bobby's World voice). I don't think you'd know about that last thing from the previous sentence lol, but have some courtesy and stop with picking noses in the car. Especially on the freeway, it's noticeable people. Well...to wack it it is an exception, wait...no comment.

Hello Again Followers

GOLEE! it's been a minute since I've been on this mofo. Well lately I've been running around and providing for the house and to be honest I have to say I barely have time for anything anymore. I've been so tired dude it's not even funny. But if anyone is reading this and is mad that I haven't gotten back to them, my bad. Lately I've been getting messages via Facebook/Text and I haven't replied. I don't know man I mean I never disappeared like this before and if it was, it was probably for a week. But I'll try my best to go on here, just gotta catch me once in a quick while. peace