I Haven't Took The Bus In a Minute

Man people on the bus are really people of "short bursts" lol. To the people who ride the Long Beach Transit, well if you're in the Long Beach Area you know that the buses have an upper level. Stairs if you wanna call it that lol. I was sitting at a seat before passengers reach the stairs. There was this dude who was sitting at the first seat in front of the bus. Dude looked like he was out of town because he was watching for street signs to see if he reached his stop yet. Keep in mind I'm on the 51 coming from North Long Beach going towards Downtown Long Beach. Out of towners if this confuses you then bare with me lol. Dude had a stop to get off of named Carson Street. The bus stops at Carson Street, and the dude soon gets distracted by a chick who got on the bus. My oh my she looked like she had two midgets hiding in her back pockets *drools*. Words by that?: GHETTO BOOTY! She made her way to the back and I could tell dude took a break from street searching to look at that voluptuous derrière because when I looked at him, he did a move that Evan from Superbad did (ya know the one where he's in class and he looks away and the boobs?). The whole time on the bus he peeks at the corner of his eye on the chick. Well the bus leaves and he misses his stop lol. Meanwhile 10 stops later the chick got off the bus and as obvious he watches her get off. Well there he goes, confused as ever and he keeps looking for streets. He gets too confused and bothers to ask others where Carson Street is. Sadly they let him know that he missed his stop 10 bus stops ago. Man he was furious and stormed off of the bus at the next stop. *Bill Cosby voice*NOW, why in the hell would you miss a stop by lookin' at a chick's ass inside a bus? You do that when you get OFF the bus and look through the window to see if her ass is visible without her knowing it lol. The whole time she knew but pay attention to your stop and look through the window from outside to look at some booty. Man I'm gonna stop right here because it feels like I'm teaching pervert tutorials 101 lol. But that was my bus experience that I haven't had in a minute. Quite hysterical

Winston Way One Year Anniversary

It seems like a boring summer a year ago. The last thing on my mind was to have a blog where you have to post shit here and there. I don't have any feedback on it, because quite frankly I don't need it. I'm not a professional blogger, I just like being and acting stupid. Better yet....weird. There are people that land on my blog and there are people that leave. I probably had one thing that was the wrong vital information on, and to that I post it as an unnecessary update. I apologize to the person I said that to by the way. But thanks to those who visits this frequently, may not be a lot of you lol but thanks. Shout out to the people who spoted my blog off of a "I don't know how I got here but it's dope" type of thing. S/O to Morethanwords because you're probably the one outside of my circle to leave a comment on here, but in a good way lol. S/O to Jimmy for getting a blogspot, better yet a website of his own. You guys should check him out too, dude has a mind that's out of this world. Check his shit out here and here. Thanks again guys for checkin out my cursing, which is the main problem on here. In all honesty I'm gonna tone that down, it's a habit of mine and ya know I'll calm down soon enough. BTW if you've subscribed to 562 Entertainment you are great! If not, then what the hell? Whoops, well I broke that rule of cursing, lol subscribe here. Well why am I giving thanks for a blog huh? Think negative but today was actually a decision day for me to switch to Tumblr. Well with a long day of filming, I'm fuckin tired (EXCUSE ME AGAIN! lol) and I'm actually too lazy for that right about now. I've actually been thinking about it for a while now and sooner or later I'll make the switch. Who knows maybe I'll run two at a time. Until then peace and The Winston Way will carry on for life. S/O to my bro Ron for naming this blog, well he kinda made the image below for me and it clicked to me lol. peace.

Which One Do You Think You Fit Into?

For some reason I fit into the bottom one. That Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World movie tripped me the hell out! lol

Next Summer I'm Rockin' A Straw Hat

My Broken iPod says it'll come in style lol.

I Want My Hair Like The Fat Dude's...

S/O to my brother Dustin for diggin this up. The Wayans Bros. aka one of the guys that I inspire to do this acting thing. Definately some food for humor with helping me on 562 Entertainment.

Speechless...

Partners In Crime

Tingle In My Pants

How would you look if there was a boner beside you in a pic like this? Don't judge MUH'FUGGA!
(FYI: he doesn't have an erection in this pic, it was an unprepared shot. That's why I look like this lol).

In a Month Or So I Go Back To School, I Hope...

Hopefully this one goes well than the other one. The other one didn't have any vital information and it wasn't my taste. Well the work, as far as school work, that I was doing had nothing of their interest as far as Photoshop goes. Photoshop and drawing isn't an interest of mine, and it wasn't a thing that I liked doing. I want to do something I like. Information that isn't vital, having a teacher scream at you for leaving because you become bored/attention payed for everyone except you at a "meeting" but it's really his birthday party? Oh yeah we really need to evaluate a plan as far as education goes. Well the school I'm heading to now hopefully it goes good, it's been hooked up by Jimmy which again I hope and pray to God this school goes well. If it doesn't then I'll have luck finding another school.

Monopoly

Don't ask me to play it with you because I become easily bored of it and I always lose. Recently my family agreed that we were gonna be more family oriented. Yesterday I cooked dinner and then result had me sick in bed lol. I'm okay now but yesterday was also game night, which I think sucks is because all we play is Monopoly. It isn't my game of choice but we also have the game Taboo aka a game that I will kick your ass in! We never play because people in my household are never descriptive, meaning they stutter when describing something. "Uh, Uh, Uh" is also a thing that they struggle in description giving. But I don't think I'll play Monopoly again after yesterday, but on second I have to because it's mandatory on game night. BOOO!!!

Oh Shit I Forgot

Here's the teaser for trailer #2 from HSSM. FYI It's a scene that involves me being noticed more than 10 seconds lol.

Poop Thoughts: What Ever Happened To Slamball?

Man this is one of the shows that I always wanted to watch but always forgot. I think that's why it got canceled because it was probably everyone's mindframe: people forgot to watch it but it was always on their minds. I think they even brought it to Nick Gas or Cartoon Network or something like that. It was probably at a point and time where they brought it to those channels when I was in high school. Well it was a good run, and it has inspired dumbass kids to jump on a trampoline with a basketball backboard hoop attached to it and have their leg caught in it for painful minutes. Farewell Slamball!

"I Like People" - George Carlin

Dead at "show your mother respect" xD

Want Dinner?

I bet you CANNOT fuck with this lol. Pizza Hut's chicken pasta and the pizza in general is that shit you need to eat if you really wanna get full on something and will make you unbutton your pants. The food has got me wanting to go to sleep super early as I type too much of this. It seems too much for me to type but it ain't. Chicken pasta=no joke

Antoine's Reaction

Viral celebrities at it's finest. Shout out to the war veteran on the AC Transit!

Get That New Exclusive Shit!

The Bonqueda phone! Buy buy buy!

Somebody Give Me An Amen

Man, Was I Dead When I Saw This xD

Jaleel White I know you get tired of people calling you Steve Urkel after all these years but this is funny.

Lauryn Hill - Repercussions

New 2010 (and also unfinished) shit! 3 stacks where you at!?

Doritos Salsa Verde > Your Favorite Chips

Better than Flamin' Hot Cheetos. YEAH I SAID IT!